Monday 16 January 2012

Poor Mavericks Lose In Some Bad Ends!

November 2011

Great teams apparently never lose twice in row, well the once greatest team on earth are currently on a run of form which means that one more loss with create some doubt in their championship credentials.  It also means that heads are going to roll!

The Mavericks drew in their previous outing playing their part in a dull encounter where the highlight of the day was watching Cedric (French Congolese) attempt to see over his steering wheel and negotiate the bear enclosure at the zoo.

 
Well on to todays game, The Mavs were disappointed to arrive at the ground to find that there were no goal nets it looked as if that nothing could be done until Somalian international Palm Tree put a call in.  Thankfully Abdullha & Mustafa Palm Trees twin brothers had just returned from a fishing trip and donated two of their customized Somalian nets. (see below)

 
This was one of the last positive things to come out of the day.  Palm Tree himself was returning to the starting lineup due to an illness to midfield enforcer Kieron McCabe who was struggling with a tooth related problem (see below)



It was obvious that the day was going to be a bad one when new recruit Tamwar suggested that the soon returning Maverick Legend Mad Mango would not automatically come back in to the team, an immediate meeting was called and Tamwar was told to shut up and return to the back of the bus.  Mango is expected to return to action later this month after his latest contract with a well known sweet company expired (see below)

 

The game itself was a disappointment and although the Mavs took the lead through Ben Young (Judas) Crossways managed to score two in reply with the first a fluke cross come shot which flew past DC in goal (below).  DC pulled off a number of saves before they finally got the decisive winner.



An immediate crisis meeting has been called of all hall of fame members and a representation from the Somalian investors currently looking to take over the club, it is clear that this cannot continue.  "Chsety Rutherford" had earlier refused to travel home with some of the members of the team due to the disrespect shown to Mango earlier in the day. Watch this space.......
Go the Mavs

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