A wise man once said that “All great things must eventually come to end” and although the Mavericks are not one of these it is true that the Red Bull supply has now run dry and the talisman of the world’s greatest team was today missing for the first time ever. Umang Patel (Mad Mango-Romeo Dev) sadly found himself beginning a 3 month modeling assignment and the score line of 3-1 was surely testament to the level that the Mavericks are currently missing their miniature marksman.
Palm Tree understands the importance of the Mavericks fielding at least 6 African players (3 of which must speak French) and his registration photograph has now been confirmed as a fake (See below)….League officials are currently looking into the accusations and will make a decision on his availability in due course.
And so to the game! Even with 6 new faces in the Mavericks lineup the basic principles remained the same, pass the ball until we get bored and then give it away, win it back make 10 passes, go nowhere and give it away again. We mastered this until a moment of magic from one time hall of famer Luke Rutherford burst down the wing miss-hit a cross which rebounded into the face of ‘angry’ Isaac, 1-0 Mavs. Sadly Rutherford was replaced soon after when one of his silicone chest implants burst causing him to be lop sided and ultimately lose balance; he removed himself from the field coincidentally as the two current love interests of the skipper arrived.
Hollywood then requested a move to his unfamiliar position of right back to ensure that no further advances were made to Bibi & Mimi, Rutherford was at one point overheard asking BIbi if she wanted to rub Vicks on his colossal and sore chest!
Before the half was out Mavericks action man look-a-like Kieron McCAbe (See below) smashed a shot goal bound which should not have troubled any goalkeeper with 2 hands! Sadly Reading didn’t consider this a necessity, instead bringing a man with neither hands nor arms……..2-0 Mavs
READING KEEPER AFTER THE GAME
KIERON McCABE TODAY
The second half brought a goal for the opposition which in truth rattled the Mavs and it wasn’t until The action man slotted another goal past the ‘man with no arms’ that the Mavericks were out of sight. Although the performance was lack lustre it was the skippers ability to track the explosive running of the Reading winger towards the end of the game that summed up the desire of the team, not at their best but still determined to work hard.
SKIPPER HOLLYWOOD IN ACTION
Sadly the game saw an unsavory incident when 2 of the 3 founder members of ’Black Attack’ (Isaac & Ashley) fell out just before the end of the game. Cedric (FRENCH GHANAIAN) had to be comforted by Isaac (Pictured below) in order overcome the upset. Ashley tried to make piece but in truth there was little effort by Isaac to build bridges, it is believed that Ashley will be suspended for 1 match by the Mavericks hierarchy due to the fact that he upset CEDRIC who has already been tipped to become a future Mavericks H of F! A Mavs statement was released earlier this evening which read:
“Under no circumstances will we tolerate the upset or lack of respect shown towards any French speaking African players registered to the Mavericks!, hopefully this will clarify the situation”
On a positive note Matt Read was voted man of the match by the spectators for his match winning saves and general sound play, however Cedric was presented with the bubbly to ensure he plays next week……
Mavericks 3 – Reading 1
GO THE MAVS!
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