Great teams don't lose twice and today saw the Mavericks reinstated as one of the best in the business, sticking 5 past Southwark College at their spiritual home the Estadio Da Luz.
Not many come away from The Estadio with anything to show for the troubles and today was no different.
For the ill-educated out there the Mavericks are recognized as one of the most feared teams in world football and can be directly linked to multi million business and promotion of individuals. The fact that they are capable of scoring 5 without their recognized goal machine "Mad Mango" will certainly strike fear into the rest of the league. Mango is a great example of the power of the Mavs, currently
Mango is three quarters of the way through a tour with his new band "Short Sentence" after he left the Pizza Men earlier in the year. After his new album went double deep pan platinum it was obvious he needed to take his new band on the road, he is expected back in a couple of weeks but there are rumors that further dates could be added to the tour. Songs such as "Release me", "My day will come", "Get me out of here" and "REF, he tried to break my leg" are reasons why crowds are going wild.
Mango is not the only beneficiary of their association with the Mavericks brand, new recruit Tamwar Halaaaaaaal Bilaaaaaaaal has resurrected his career after having his contract terminated at local club "STD". The big gangly tree has performed well in the last two games and has been promoted within the Mavericks brand, the results are immediate and local businesses all over the country are desperate to attach themselves to the Centre back. The Blog has already received photographic evidence of the interest shown.
Concerns have already been raised about the form of the French Congolese machine known simply as 'Cedric'. He has been linked with many products although his main sponsors (see below) are disappointed as he currently cant hit a cows arse with a banjo.
In particular the Somalian corporation who brought Ryan 'Palm Tree' Palmer to the Mavericks are keen that he improves before the lucrative summer tour to Ethiopia, Palm tree was missing todays game due to International duty earlier this week (see below, Palm tree front row far right, redboots) and a pre arranged secret pirate mission. Hopefully he will return soon!
Anyway on to the game. The Mavericks in all truth failed to punish Southwark in front of goal and the 5-0 flattered them, it could easily have been double figures had the Mavs front line (Black attack) remembered to bring their feet and legs with them to the game.
Thankfully Isaac managed to bag two, Haaaaaaaaal Bilaaaaaaaal scored his first Maverick goal, Ellick and an OG finally got the goal scoring off and running for the season. Disappointingly Mavericks Management had to discipline Hall of Famer Rutherford for a blatant refusal to follow instruction. Rutherford was instructed to play at left back although was rarely seen there, due to the 11 man selection policy this season Rutherford could not be substituted instead the management took an unusual step of communicating with the player.
On the upside Mavericks Legend Hollywood (see below)
will be away this weekend working on the development of the Mavs Dutch cheerleading squad assigned to the Mavericks at their next game.
Mango is coming back, the Somalians are happy, the Mavs score 5 and the world is once more a good place.
Go the Mavs!
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