Monday, 16 January 2012

Mavericks Duo in Animal Attack!

15th December 2010

The Mavericks blog is sad to report that today (Wednesday 15/12/2010) two of the 'Allstar Mavericks Lineup' were injured in what has been described as an unprovoked attack.  Long time members of the team, Alec Hollywood and Luke Rutherford were subject to a 45 minute attack from a wild Cougar (see below) which onlookers said was almost as unnecessary as skipper Hollywoods' decision to wear his double denim, trousers and shirt combination.....

Being Stupid w/ Big Cats

Umang Patel was powerless to stop the attack and had to watch from a distance as the relentless cougar chased down pensioner Rutherford, Patel said "it wasn't a fair fight, someone of his age should be treated with greater respect".  Patel was as innocent bystander who was only there to promote his new album which includes the hit singles 'I believe I can drive', Slice it Up, Make Mine Spicy and 'The Pizza Song' .  Fortunately the rest of Patels' band 'The delivery Men' were not subjected to the mauling as they were at a box signing at Dominos head quarters in Slough....

We pray that our Maverick Brothers make a full and speedy recovery from such a tragic incident.  Both Hollywood and Rutherford were rushed to hospital by Patel (pictured below) although they had to go via Plumstead high street as he had a 'Hot & Spicy' in the boot to drop off on the way.
Umang on the delivery run (pictured today)


Go the Mavs!

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